They were notoriously abandoned for a decade while mommy traveled through time and Amos sat on the beach waiting for her to return. The twins were often left alone to watch the 24/7 feed from the British Royal Family channel and comment on the fashion on display. Mom and Dad seemed unaware that there was a room within the void of Seth’s apartment containing a only a pedestal upon which rested The Dictionary of Dirty Sex Words, and that the twins would look up everything Seth and Fern said to each other during their mutual dream encounters. When the Lonce Queen of the Universe had her twins, there were no early childhood enrichment activities – outside of listening in on Seth and Fernanda’s wet dreams, and watching them act them out when they wake up.
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